things i did last night

http://thingsididlastnight.com/

fat chick make out session count

just to put things into perspective.
person:number of fat chicks made out with
will:1
venu:0
conclusion; i'll let the facts tell the story

noodleboy

my text messages to venu last night

damn guy doesn't know when to stop flirting w/ fat chicks

[11:51] U love fat chicks
[11:51] On PURPOSE
[11:52] wtf u fat lover fatty
[11:53] pick up ure fucking phone fat bastard
[11:53] fat police is coming after you
[11:54] fat bastard
[11:54] u fat focker
[11:54] why do u hate america
[11:55] stop loving fat white chicks
[11:56] u r ghey