Racist Musing of the Day

[11/30-05:09 PM] Dan Lo: i'm out
[11/30-05:09 PM] Dan Lo: call me tomorrow/sun if al qaeda decides to take ramadan
[11/30-05:09 PM] Venu Kolluru: wtf?

Musings of the day

[11/30-11:49 AM] Nerdz: http://www2.irna.ir/occasion/turismo-en-iran/descubra-Iran/La-mujer-irani/Fotos/Pase-de-modelos.jpg
[11/30-11:49 AM] Nerdz: i'd hit it
[11/30-11:49 AM] Dan Lo: you don't know what's underneath all that, but from available evidence, all sign points to yes
[11/30-11:50 AM] Nerdz: i'll ask venu to sniff out the bomb before hand
[11/30-11:50 AM] Dan Lo: he's like a k-9

Venu's Dictionary (new entry)

venu (v.) - to deny vehemently with no regard to mounting evidence against said claim.

Case study 1:
Venu meets Jinny for the first time. He proceeds to greet her by making a hole with his left hand and sticking his index finger through the hole, saying "nice to meet you". Venu denies, Dan and Will confirm the truthfulness of this occurrence.

Case study 2:
During poker night, Venu asks for a Negra Modelo... no problem. Black guy comes in for the poker night and when Venu finishes his beer, he proceeds to ask, "Hey Ian, can I get another..... *pause* ... Modelo?" Dan and Will proceed to crack up. Sometime afterward, this incident is brought up again. Venu vehemently denies this occurrence. Dan and Will confirm the truthfulness of the said occurrence.

Venu got venu'ed!

11/19 - 10:01pm

Let this day be marked the day that the venu'er became the venu'ee

Venu's text: Renee - come out. Pls?
Renee's text: NO RESPONSE

Damn Venu, i think you just venu'ed

Daily Venu Bashing (Pt. 2)

[13:23] Edmund Choi: im getting better at scoping ppls knees
[13:24] Edmund Choi: i can scope ur knee now
[13:24] Edmund Choi: and see all the damage
[13:24] Edmund Choi: hahaha
[13:24] nerdz: sorry - i think venu goes on his knees a lot more than i do

Daily Venu Bashing

[11/14-03:55 PM] Dan Lo: LOL
[11/14-03:55 PM] Dan Lo: on the picture
[11/14-03:55 PM] Dan Lo: you found the one picture where it's just his NOSE
[11/14-03:56 PM] Nerdz: oh - there are tons of pictures like that
[11/14-03:56 PM] Nerdz: the lens isn't big enough to get his face
[11/14-03:56 PM] Dan Lo: hahahaha

venusdictionary.com

ok - that's not a real url, but consider this the home of the venus dictionary:

entries:
venu (v) - 1. to ignore (Tom: Why is this guy not returning my text messages? Bob: yo - you just got venu'ed...)
2. to take other people's girls (man, he took renee away from me - i just got venu'ed!)
3. to go to the gym and not work out and crack jokes so other people cannot work out (edmund, why are you venu'ing me while i'm doing reps??)