event planning 101

who's better and who's worse, you decide:

How Venu plans an event:
If he sees that person during the week, he will ask that person to said event. If he doesn't see you during the week, you are SOOL. There is no such thing as a phone or email in Venu's world, as is already witnessed by the first definition of "venu" in venusdictionary.com.

How Edmund plans an event:
Suggest to plan an event to a group of people. The next day retract your statement and say that you never said you would plan said event. Bother certain people to host said event until they break down and eventually plan said event. Take credit. Rinse and repeat.

Corollary - I will give him credit for planning my b-day dinner though.

Priceless moments

Add this to another "classic moments in poker history":

-Venu raises big blind and without hesitation, Will raises just b/c Venu raised the big blind. So Venu goes all in and of course Will calls. The picture is the result. Venu (AA) and Will (AK) head2head.

-Venu raising big blind: funny.
-Will raising Venu just b/c: funnier.
-Both go all-in and display hands: hilarious.
-Dan trying to deal the flop when he isn't even the dealer(cause Rich L. is the dealer): priceless.

-And yes Venu won with AA.

dan's piece

the head of his piece has a pretty big nose

t-shirt design contest

here's mine:



Where's yours?

dan the luckbox

Yes, Dan, you were in last place when the money went in.

Board: Jc 8c 6d
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 78.738% 78.74% 00.00% 2133 0.00 { AA }
Hand 1: 08.859% 08.53% 00.33% 231 9.00 { AcJd }
Hand 2: 12.403% 12.07% 00.33% 327 9.00 { QdJs }

Yer Ace King is no good here buddy

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt
1,712,304 games 0.060 secs 28,538,400 games/sec
Board:
Dead:

	equity	win	tie	pots won	pots tied
Hand 0:	07.425%	06.80%	00.63%	116416	10724.50	{ AcKh }
Hand 1:	92.575%	91.95%	00.63%	1574439	10724.50	{ AdAs }

Main Entry: da·n

Pronunciation: \ˈdə-n\
Function: adverb
Inflected Form(s):
plural da·ns
Etymology: Medieval Latin danitarium, from Late Latin dlp word, from Latin, speaking
Date: 2008

1 : to record every minute detail no matter how irrelevant or inaccurate in order to bring up in conversation long after event has passed with the expectation that the other party still has said knowledge or even cared so as to have the ability to call out.

2 : a woman

Example: I asked him what color his socks were and he said they were blue, but really they were navy blue. Man he got so danned

dan being gay

yes, random people have actually commented on this saying he is in fact, GHEY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u1kL4w9fm9c

Title: "Will pretending to drink more than he can handle."









This one is titled
"Will with sandwich on head"
Oil on canvas
Date Jan 1st, 2007
Artist: Unknown

this picture will go under the entry of "venu (v.)" in venusdictionary.com

dan is not metro

i swear!

[10:35] nerdz: why can't you get [a haircut] tomorrow?
[10:36] Dan Lo: how
[10:36] Dan Lo: i gotta come into the city just to get a haircut?
[10:36] nerdz: why can't you get one in jersey?
[10:36] Dan Lo: not my stylist
[10:36] Dan Lo: alright now *that* sounds metro